"if you’re a girl and you’re participating in no shave november… it’s gonna be no dick december. lol. haha" ah yes that’s what i am truly afraid of. not getting dick for a month. i will be sure to focus my choices around getting dick. that is what really matters in my life. intercourse and intercourse only. getting dick. i live for dick. i feel enlightened by your witty and intelligent remark, thank you, you brave and original soul
I wanna see how many people on this site are into it.
I know there are more
don’t lie guys i know you live on smut
I’m sorry but scrollers
Read and write.
- reads book: *favourite character dies*
- me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time
"OH MY GOD! MY WATER BROKE!"
"We need to get you to a hospital!"
"THERE’S NO TIME! I’M HAVING THE BABY RIGHT NOW!"
"There it is! Congratulations, it’s a six-month-old child!"
With no umbilical cord attached and no mess….
And where exactly does the placenta disappear to?!
And why is the baby so clean right after the birth? And why is the doctor sticking his head right under the blanket?